Cash and Tomatoes for Your Poetry

Doctor Charles is hosting a poetry contest and handing out awards for the best poem related to experiencing, practicing, or reflecting upon a medical, scientific, or health-related matter.

Here's the contest page. Now go unleash your inner poet and good luck to you.

Reporter Joe Kemp Has the Secret to Our Success in Afghanistan

NY Daily News reporter Joe Kemp needs to be put in charge of the war in Afghanistan. Our troops will have a decisive advantage once Mr. Kemp shows them how to use their knives to shoot the enemy.

ETA: Heh, I see they've changed the headline on the original article from Gunplay kills two in two boroughs over just a hour and a half span to Two men killed in two boroughs over just a hour and a half span.