American Police Force Knows Ob/Gyn

A frog being injected with concentrated urine during a pregnancy test at the 406th Medical General Laboratory, Camp Zama, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan. 11/05/1956. Photo by otisarchives3

I want President Obama to hire American Police Force to run all aspects of healthcare for women of reproductive age. Because no American woman should make do without a Special Forces type at the ready to steal her pipi for a...wait for it... Covert Pregnancy Test!