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Brilliant news:

[Chief Justice] Roberts said the federal government has the authority to determine what is a legitimate medical purpose...

I say the Supreme Court should just rule physicians, nurses, and all healthcare personnel illegal and be done with it. Bonus points if, during the rendering of the decision, all members of Congress gather on the steps of the Capitol and engage in a heartfelt rendition of Kumbaya.