Saturday, June 23, 2007

How to Persuade [Some Female] People to Give Up Their Vulgar Ways In 4 Easy Steps

Step 1: Appoint yourself in charge of their life.

Step 2: Decide that what they do is icky and mustn't be tolerated.

Step 3: Arrive in the middle of the night to raid their house in a residential neighborhood, abduct them, and hold them against their will for ~17 hours.

Step 4: Forcibly clad them in black, all-enveloping burqas, and only release them after it becomes clear you might've upset the Big Boys.



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