In the Blue
Menstrual pad TV commercials strike again:
I fear I may be an incomplete woman.
I just saw an advertisement for something I never knew I needed. But then, I've learnt so much from America, I think it might be me and not them, for once.
Apparently, if you sit down for a long time and then you stand up you need some kind of sanitary towel to protect you from some awful discharge. The discharge is blue, does not itch, and is not apparently curdled, unlike Thrush. The sanitary pad doesn't have wings, but it does absorb more blue ink than a leading rival, so they say. We are apparently at risk of this every day!