Privacy-Invading Low-Life Scum
Inspired by regender, here's my translation of this post from Professor Bainbridge:
I find the Republicans' reported effort to dig into the medical records/decisions of reproductive-age women totally despicable. It's just another example of how the politicians' overweening belief that they are the untouchable masters of the universe blinds them to the privacy-invading low-life scum that they in fact are. [Just because you're] a woman should not mean abandoning all privacy rights, especially when it comes to your [reproductive decisions]. Some things simply ought to be off-limits....
Oh, the irony! It is delicious.