Lawyers Beware!

If you're a lawyer, God is not too keen on you. We know this because Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts has been chatting up with God lately:

Now, [televangelist Oral Roberts'] son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.

Here's what God told Mr. Roberts to tell you:

...Roberts said God told him: "We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit ... is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion."

So basically, as a University President your response to allegations of illegal involvement in political campaigns and financial impropriety is: I hear voices and they tell me the accusers are icky.