Pharmacy Benefits Plan, Pope Benedict XVI Style

In a speech to participants at the 25th International Congress of Catholic Pharmacists, Pope Benedict XVI urges pharmacists to adhere to his snazzy Most Holy Righteous (TM) practice guidelines:

1. Avoid dispensing drugs.

2. Use the time not wasted filling Rxs to proselytize to your captive audience patients.

Which makes one wonder, is pharmacology still a science-based profession or do drug molecules (umm, sorry, I mean products that have clearly immoral purposes) have shifting pharmacological properties depending on the dispenser's preferred Sky Fairy? Also, what exactly is an euthanasia drug?