Things That Induce Vomiting: NYPD Chopper
A bunch of religious terrorists fly planes into our buildings, thus we are to welcome our new NYPD overlords because, after all, law-abiding New Yorkers have nothing to fear.
So far, it appears all this $10 million helicopter has managed to do is to tell officers on the ground that a guy was dead in his car, and that a modeling shoot was going on on a rooftop. You know, the stuff regular police officers are supposed to figure out on their own, as part of their job, without the benefit of having access to our lives on tape, and on demand, 24/7.
There's also a pinky swear in the article, from the NYPD, that they won't be peeking into our apartments: "We don't invade the privacy of individuals. We only want to observe anything that's going on in public." You know, public places like the inside of your car and your apartment's rooftop garden.
In the spirit of testing the claim that I have nothing to fear from this NYPD abomination, I present to you a preview of my soon-to-be launched Chopper T-shirt line,
If you can see
(goes over bust area)
You're a dirty pervert!
Got probable cause?
With love [NOT]!
So, if you live in the city, or plan to visit, what will your message to the NYPD chopper be?